Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Hump day thoughts

What I’ve learned:

1. The lighter the clothes you wear the more likely you will spill food or beverage on yourself

2. If it can drip, it will

3. Plants really do need water to survive

4. My animals shedding ratio is in direct proportion to how clean I need the house to be

5. On that same note, the more I need a meal to be perfect for company the greater the effort made by the animals to get their hair airborne and into the food

6. The more I have to do the busier everything else in my life is

7. Green Day’s American Idiot album is great to listen to when you are watering your plants. See #3

8. Some people will be unhappy no matter what is happening in their life

9. It’s ok to eat pop tarts when you are an adult – I tested the theory this morning and the pop-tart police did not break down my door.

10. If an animal is mentally unstable I will want to adopt it – I have several pets that prove this.

11.There is not enough time in the day when it comes to reading a good book

12. Making a consistently perfect cup of coffee is a very rare skill and only one out of the fifteen odd coffee houses here in St. Paul are capable of this.

13. When a pair of shoes or top or skirt is perfect and fits just right, buy one in every color.

14. Lipstick really does make a woman feel a little more sexy

15. This also goes for paint on the toes.

Last night was kitty shelter night. There is the most darling little black kitty currently hanging out in the med's room. They don't know why trauma he experienced but he's a little slow. Or as we like to say: He takes the short bus to school. But he is a darling loveable cat.

What I’m listening to: Green Day’s American Idiot – it kicks ass

What I’m reading: Dhampir by Barb and J.C. Hendee

What I'm drinking: fruit smoothie

What I'm eating: chicken pot pie

What I'm hearing: the hum of the fax machine

What I'm seeing: the sugar plum fairy ornament someone gave me many moons ago

What I'm also seeing: the picture that has the tattoo I want to get

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you read the 'Vampire Hunter D' novels that are finally translated and published here? Great fun.

Newt said...

Jay,
My book list of things I want to read WAS at 361. I just looked those books up at B&N and they look awesome. Thanks! Books to read total now: 367. I appreciate it! No really..... I gotta go read now.........

Tink said...

"My animals shedding ratio is in direct proportion to how clean I need the house to be" I'm glad it's not just me who noticed that! I start scrubbing floors and all of a sudden there are furry tumbleweeds blowing past me.