Those Crazy Quizzes

So my buddy Mike took the "Which Serenity Character are You? Seeing as I don't watch it I went for the which Disney Character is your alter ego? And then a few others :-)

Results:

Your alter ego is Goofy! You are fun and great to be around, and you are always willing to help others. You arn't worried about embarrassing yourself, so you are one who is more willing to try new things.
Peter Pan 88%
Goofy 88%
Sleeping Beauty 75%
The Beast 56%
Cinderella 56%
Donald Duck 50%
Ariel 50%
Pinocchio 44%
Cruella De Ville 38%
Snow White 19%

Which Mythological character are you?
Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon 83%
Dragon 75%
Faerie 75%
Angel 75%
WereWolf 67%
Mermaid 58%

Try again, this time more honest - what I am vs. what I wish I could be (as in above)
Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Angel 83%
Mermaid 58%
Faerie 58%
Dragon 42%
WereWolf 17%
Demon 17%

and this one I totally don't get. Apparently I am somewhere between a princess and an ax murderer :-)

Your alter-ego is a bitch. Always complaining about dirt and always having to wash their hands. You though, love to get a little dirty. Dirt never seriously hurt anybody now did it? Laidback is how your friends would describe you. But your alter-ego? I don't think so.
Axe Murderer 60%
Proper Princess 60%
Fluffy Bunny 38%
Hobo 28%

What's my role in Medieval Society?
Okay, so I'm half Peon and half Knight. What the hell does that mean? The little ditty below if for Peon. Apparently it came up 50.1% :-) At least I wasn't village idiot. Though would that be so bad?
Laugh if you want, because it's also an accurate description of you. You don't really own anything, maybe some cows, but everything else -your fields, your hovel- are all possessed by a feudal lord. Your outlook on life has left you tending to those fields of yours, in complete servitude of another. You are not the king, obviously, but you don't mind. That job is best fit for someone else, someone more materialstic and less of an idealist, probably. Generally speaking, you're the lowest of the social classes, apart from a few knaves, but your way of life has given you some sort of a tacit honor. Just because you're a peasant doesn't mean you're not awesome, right?

Peon 50%
Knight 50%
Lord 31%
Thief 19%
Village Idiot 6%