A Hidden Talent

Boys and Girls gather round, I want to share with you the wonders of the great and powerful Newt.

She has developed a skill so talented it is mind boggling.

Yes, stranger than fiction, odder than an episode of the twilight zone and crazier than your neighborhood cat lady.

My friends, Newt goes to bed at night. The bed she sleeps in is a queen sized captains bed. It rises 4 feet off the ground and has storage drawers around the base. Like most of you folks Newt has a mattress cover, a fitted sheet, a flat sheet and, weather depending, between 1 and 50 blankets, all neatly arranged on the bed in the usual style.

Well ladies and gents, Newt snuggles down between the sheets, curls up in a little ball and falls quickly asleep.

But sometime in the night the magic occurs.

Folks, Newt somehow manages to crawl between the fitted sheet and mattress pad. She's not sure how she does it. But like magic, when she wakes up she is snug as a bug under the fitted sheet.

That's right ladies and gents, you read that correctly, the lil lady gets herself in quite a pickle. She somehow manages to cast off the blanket and the sheet, pull up the tightly wrapped fitted bottom sheet and crawl under it all without waking up.

And she now realizes why she was so annoyed with the hubster and didn't feel like she had a whole lotta sheet to cover up with. But of course, in her sleepy dreamy state she never wakes up enough to realize the mess she has gotten herself into.

This ain't no tall tale, this is the gosh darn truth.

That little ol' Newt is a talented girl.

Yep, she sure is......................