Get Ready...Get Set....Grease on a Stick! Volume 2

The official list is out!
New this year at the state fair are the following:

warning: this list might cause your stomach to turn. In fact, you might want a waste basket near by should you feel an urge to get sick. You might also want a bottle of asprin close by in case the mere reading of the items induces a heart attack.

You have been warned!

Coca-Cola cheesecake dipped in chocolate on-a-stick (What?)

Soda fountain funnel cakes (I can't even imagine what the heck this is)

Sloppy joes on-a-stick

Peanut butter hot dog (What?)

Deep fried crumb coated apple fries

Pork knuckle sandwich and Kool-Aid pickles (ok, who thought either of these was a good idea?)

Rocky road scones on-a-stick (caramel, chocolate, marshmallow)

Batter dipped deep fried fruit on-a-stick in a variety of the following combinations: grapes, honeydew melon, cantaloupe, strawberry, pineapple, apple, pineapple, banana, kiwi, peaches, cherries, pears, watermelon

Dixie wings on-a-stick

Corned beef and cabbage dipped in batter on-a-stick

Buffalo chips and cheese (sliced potatoes with melted cheddar cheese with optional toppings)

Breakfast bread bowls (blackened steak or shrimp, eggs, potatoes, cheese), jambalaya (eggs, potatoes, cheese)

Uffda Brat (Norwegian sausage wrapped in a potato lefse)

Butterscotch cake (cream filled dipped in butterscotch) on-a-stick (sugar high anyone???)

Spam burger (fried Spam served on a bun with cheese and/or pineapple) (Ummm, no)

Spam curds (Spam and cheese battered and deep fried) (Ummmm HELL NO!)

BLP quesadilla (bacon, lettuce and picodegallo)

S'mores on-a-stick (toasted marshmallows in chocolate topped with graham cracker crumbs)