The 100 Meme

I stole this from Kell. And as a reward for suffering through all 100 there are pictures at the end of the pups and some random ones. Of course you are more than welcome to skip the 100 ( I wouldn’t be hurt) and go right to the cuteness.

100 things that you may not know about me:

1) Are you in a complicated relationship?
I prefer to think of it as adventurous. A lifetime spent discovering things about the world and each other – together, bravely, boldly, facing whatever life brings you.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?:
Hate IS a strong world but I guess I do hate more than three people. They would be: child pornographers, child molesters, people who are cruel to animals.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
Let me think, Ontario, Southfield, Flemington, Los Angeles, Gilroy, San Jose, Gilroy again, Gilroy again, Minnesota. I guess it would be 9.

4) Favorite candy bar?
Scotchmellow bar from Sees

5)Do you dream in color?
Yes, I do.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Probably my brother.

7) Least favorite school subject?
We had to take an “office” class in high school. So that the “girls” were properly prepared for their gender appropriate job as secretary.

8) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
More than I will admit to.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?:
Good lord no!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?:
Yes, and the kindly gentleman sitting behind me on the plane sprinkled cologne all over the place and all over me so that I wouldn’t offend him with the smell.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind:
My husbands very annoying driving and if it’s not that it’s if Lily will pee tonight.

12) Favorite genre of music?:
It’s mood dependant. For house cleaning, working, exercising it’s rock/pop. But for reading and relaxing it’s classical.

13) What is your zodiac sign?:
Leo – hear me roar.

14) What time were you born?:
I think at around 6 a.m.

15) Do you like beer?
Yes, Shiner and Belgian beer.

16) Have you made a prank phone call?:
Probably

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
Meatloaf

18) Are you sarcastic?
Do I breathe?

19) What is your favorite color?
This is also mood related but I always like soft yellows, pinks, - and a blend of all colors in a sunset.

20) How many watches do you own?
“More than I can keep track of, and all of them need a new battery. I have a bit of a watch fetish.” (Kell said it better than I could)

21) Summer or winter?
Actually Spring.

22) Is anyone in love with you?
Yes, and it’s a little embarassing because Gerard Butler and Colin Firth keep fighting over me.

23) Favorite color to wear?
Black – it’s slimming. Pink if I want to feel girly.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Squirt.

25) Have you ever walked across a frozen lake?
Yes - and I had a panic attack about half way across.

26) Where is your second home?
Barnes and Noble

27) Have you ever slapped someone?
No – oh wait, no, that would be spanked……………..

28) What kind of animal would you be?
A koala or a cheetah

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?:
Uh, one, why????

30) How many video games do you own?:
Too many that I don’t really play anymore. It’s all about the dogs and reading.

31) What was your first pet?:
A cockapoo named Muffin

32) Ever had braces?
Yes

33) Do looks matter?:
Yes, to say anything else would be lying.

34) Do you use chapstick?:
No, but I do use Neutrogena night lip repair.

35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
Wow, I can’t. Mr. Batz, that’s the only one I can remember.

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?:
Both are too freak’n loud. – yes, I know, I’m old.

37) Are you too forgiving?:
Probably.

38) How many children do you want?
I have 8 - all have fur and four legs. I don’t want the two legged kind.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?:
What the hell is that?

40) Favorite breakfast meal?
Eggs Benedict

41) Do you own a gun?:
Depends, were you planning on breaking into my house?

42) Ever "thought" you were in love?:
Are you trying to say I am not?

43) When was the last time you cried?
Probably when I watched Love Actually the other day.

44) What did you do three nights ago?:
Chatted with friends on line.

45) Olive Garden?
Why would I do that when we have Mama Maria’s?

46) Have you ever called your teacher 'mommy'?
Yes because my mommy was a substitute teacher and she taught my class occasionally.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?:
Yes, in Germany. And Hurst Castle.

48) Nicknames?
Newt, tater-tot

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Can’t says that I do. But my mom new a Hertha Bertha Kline

50) Ever been to Kentucky?:
I might have driven through it.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?:
Yes, a nice wool coat.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Yes, the hubster. And if you twist my arm to admit it, I am picturing in my head a shirtless fight between Gerard and Colin.

53) Ever called somebody 'boo'?
Maybe after watching Monster’s Inc. I might have called Sophie Boo for a while. And I think I told the hubster that if we ever had a little girl that would be her nickname.

54) Do you smoke?
No, I’ve had a few cigars but no regular habits.

55) Do you drink?
Yes, sidecars are my current drink of choice.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?
Of course.

57) Do you like your hair?:
Eh…………..I’m just thankful that I have hair.

58) Does anyone have a crush on you?
Hopefully my hubster. Oh, and as I mentioned before, Gerard Butler and Colin Firth keep fighting over me so I guess they also have a crush on me.

59) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Working at the outlet center in Gilroy, CA

60) Do you roller blade?
Yes - it's very fun. I like to have Max pull me. He's be a great sled dog, this is the closest I can come up with for him.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?:
Hell NO!

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
I’m more of a DQ or Culvers girl.

63) Do you find yourself attractive?:
No, but I try to remember something a friend once said:
“If you could only see yourself through the eyes of your friends you would see how truly beautiful you are.”

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?:
I’m very close to both my parents but I think we have the typical Daddy’s little girl and Mommy’s little boy thing going in our family.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?:
I like hands. I’m not sure what it is about them but I notice a man’s hands. Maybe because life boils down to finding someone whose hand you want to hold the rest of your life.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?:
Yes, every time I go out to our not yet electrified garage and have to go through the dark garage to lift up the garage door I get all spooked and start imaging horrible things. I think I am more afraid of what I don’t know and can not see than the dark itself. I’m also afraid of bodies of water I can’t see through.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
No, yuck.

68) Do you own a webcam?:
No.

69) Have you ever stripped?
Not in public. Oh wait, there was that skinny dipping incident in college, so yes.

70) Ever broken a bone?:
Just my nose, does that count?

71) Are you religious?
I worship the power of nature and the universe. But I’m not sure if that means I am religious.

72) Have you ever had a kiss so good you really did see stars and hear music?
Hell yes!

73) Pringles or Lays?:
Pringles.

74) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?:
Yes, but I didn’t expect it. The person kept telling me that our dating was only casual and they planned to see other people. So when I broke it off I was a little surprised that they completely flipped out on me.

75) Do you like to go fishing?
I used to love to go with my Aunt and Uncle.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?:
The Waltons and Little House on the Prairie

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
“I had a high school guidance counselor?” – again Kell said it best.

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
Flirt yes, tease no.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
On my left side rib cage.

80) Do you work?:
Yes, I work at a job, I work at potty training Lily, I work at rehabilitating Caleb, I work at having a happy marriage, I work at trying to keep the house just clean enough to not have it condemned……………..

81) Can you cook?:
Sort of.

82) Four things that annoy you:
1. Commercials on television
2. commercials in movie theaters
3. drivers that ride the closed lane till the very very end and then swerve into traffic
4. my dogs when they go on a barking spree for no reason.

83) Do you text message often?:
I don’t even know how to.

84) Money or love?
Both, I’m selfish.

85) Do you have any scars?
Yes, they help prove I have lived my life.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?:
A popover. Or maybe a cup of coffee, no, it’s a popover.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
I used to as a kid but not so much anymore.

88) Relationships or one night stands?:
They both have their uses in life.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
Orbits original flavor

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
More than I should.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?:
I don’t think I even watched 1 all the way through.

92) Do you own a box of crayons?
Yes.

93)What do you like in your sandwich?
There is this hot hoagie with assorted Italian meat, melted cheese and then shredded lettuce is added. Best sandwich ever!

94) Who was the last person you said 'I love you' to?
The hubster about one hour and 13 minutes ago.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
I don’t typically get mad. Annoyed, discouraged, but not usually mad.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?:
Hugh Grant for his opening soliloquy in Love Actually.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?:
George Clooney and John Stewart in their interview last night on Daily Show.

98) Who was the last person to text you?
“Hello! I don’t know how to text. Aren’t you paying attention?” – once more Kell said it best.

99) Who was the last person that called you?
Dad. We talked about taking the puppies to the Weiner Wonderland parade. And some lady named Cindy that wanted product information but she only left me a voice mail. I didn’t hear my phone ring as I have my Ipod going and I’m working on the meme (don’t tell my boss)

100) Who's your cell phone provider?
This is the best question you can come up with for #100? You make people answer 100 questions, not to mention the poor people that are reading through my boring answers and this is the last question? This is the climax? PLEASE

Let’s try this again shall we:

100) Who is your 1 “get out of jail free card” (In other words, who can you have an affair with and it’s forgiven?)
I’m going to have to say Johnny Depp for this one. Though I had to think about it for a while which was kinda fun actually. Running through a long list of beautiful men, imagining them with their head on a pillow next to me. Ahhhhhhhhhh.